Usually, the week in between Convention Championship week and Tremendous Bowl week is a drag, one followers want to quick ahead by way of so we are able to get to the Massive Recreation as quickly as attainable. Nonetheless, primarily based off the content material the NFL has offered during the last 48 hours, we have now discovered ourselves hoping that this week by no means ends.
First, Tom Brady retired, placing an finish to what’s arguably the best profession in NFL historical past. Then, former Miami Dolphins head coach Brian Flores sued the league and three of its groups, alleging racism in hiring practices. On Wednesday, the content material machine confirmed no indicators of slowing down, with the staff previously generally known as the Washington Soccer Staff asserting its new title – the Commanders.
New title, new marks, and new uniforms, too. Certain, the one redeeming high quality this group had left was their traditional coloration scheme and uniforms, however Dan Snyder has by no means missed a chance to make every thing worse:
These stink, plain and easy. And so does the title. However, some followers/masochists are all in anyway, a lot so {that a} group of them confirmed as much as FedEx Subject to start testing out some new chants for Commanders video games in 2022. ABC7News D.C. reporter Kristen Powers was readily available to see and listen to what a few of these chants have been, and one particularly is starting to go viral on Twitter, which often means one in every of two issues: 1. It”s catchy and individuals are gassing it up with quote tweets, or 2. It can make you need to rip your ears off your head so that you simply by no means have to listen to such utter rubbish once more.
This Farmers Insurance coverage-inspired Commanders chant (????) falls firmly in Camp No. 2:
In equity, the primary time they tried it makes it look a lot, a lot worse due to how delayed the “Bum BaDum Bum Bum Bum Bum” was. Truly, it is nonetheless that dangerous, even the second time, which was extra well-choreographed. I imply, they’re actually simply doing the Farmers Insurance coverage jingle. What within the absolute f— is that?!?!?
They tried one other one, too, and it was additionally a stolen thought from “Bear in mind the Titans.” Woof:
Look, these individuals all seem like fantastic individuals, and their loyalty to this trash franchise ought to be recommended. However these chants are flat-out horrific. Might have to return to the recording studio, or to simply scrap them fully. Not all people wants a chant.
